10 Funny job descriptions. Describe your job to us!

1. Consultant

"Show up although nobody call and get paid for the answer they have known as well as a question they never asked"

2. Civil Engineer

"Draw up plans which will not be built according  to them"

  3. Flight attendant

"Be So Fly!"

4. Lifeguard

"Ensure that stupid people stay in the gene pool"

5. Pilot

"Only looking out the window"

6. Recruiter

7. Security guard

"Run away and Call the police"

8. Statistician

 9. Student

"Ctrl + C and Ctrl + V"

10. University Professor

So, why don’t you share with us what is your job?